Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 27, 2024

Who would win Molly Volley or the Cat Next Door?

Don’t mess with WW2.

Snoopy, take your own advice!

Doesn’t ’Round the World imply coming back? Otherwise, it would be Partially ’Round the World.

Shutting up is a really novel idea for Snoopy.

Snoopy just cannot figure out that cat next door. He should know by now not to bait him/her.

Snoopy, just give it up. The cat next door is really Wolverine in another multiverse…

Snoopy should really stop mocking that cat.

You should answer it, but we all know you won’t.

Snoopy should take a “Round the World” cruise himself.

If it is ’round the world, would that not indicate that it would come back to where it started? And, indeed, make it a one way trip?

Cats are sensitive!

I’m disappointed the strip that has always run on this day, isn’t here. We should see Snoopy behind enemy lines in France, not fighting with the cat next door.

WW2 has a thing for water.

Well, no chasing the Red Barron today, my Sopwith Camel is in need of repair.

That’s one vicious cat.

The cats owner is Freddy Krueger

In other news, Virginia bans declawing effective July 1st, 2024.

I don’t know why it bothers me so much, and I have mentioned it before. But I always thought the cat’s name was “WW3”. It makes more sense from a humor perspective. WW2 was a real thing – terrible of course. But WW3 is an imagined catastrophe of ultimate destruction. Because it is abstract in its destructive capability, it seems the better choice for humor. There…I feel better…maybe. ;-)

Let Molly volley play with the cat next door for her next tennis match .Snoopy sign up the cat to be her partner

Snoopy you should introduce Molly volley to that cat they can fight each other

Snoopy is an instigator

Around the world means he would come back.

Oh, the cat. Definitely the cat.