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This is a true story: when in high school, I played in our band. A visiting circus hired a bunch of us students to play during their run in our town (jut two performances on a Saturday). The night before, a bunch of us went out drinking, and I got really sick, to the point of falling out of bed and puking. I still had to play the show, which was bad enough. But between shows, there were several hours so I went home to rest. What I didn’t know was that three of the elephants escaped (with the help of a troubled individual) and were running through town while I drove home. As I reached the house and got to my porch, there were lots of sirens. My mom came out to see what was going on — and just then an elephant ran across our yard. Without missing a beat, my mom turned to me and said, “Shame it isn’t pink.”
The thing about pink elephants is that they can only cause mental damage or, rather, are a sign of serious alcohol-induced mental damage. I worked on a tobacco farm in the summer when I was a kid. There was an old guy there who had serious DTs (delirium tremens). One night I saw him bite the tail off a dead possum which someone told him was a raccoon. It was positively the least funny thing I have even seen in my life.
SHIVA 10 months ago
The evils of liquor???
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 10 months ago
There was a liquor store where I grew up that had pink neon elephants around at the top of the building.
Pharmakeus Ubik 10 months ago
Totally smashed.
cdward 10 months ago
This is a true story: when in high school, I played in our band. A visiting circus hired a bunch of us students to play during their run in our town (jut two performances on a Saturday). The night before, a bunch of us went out drinking, and I got really sick, to the point of falling out of bed and puking. I still had to play the show, which was bad enough. But between shows, there were several hours so I went home to rest. What I didn’t know was that three of the elephants escaped (with the help of a troubled individual) and were running through town while I drove home. As I reached the house and got to my porch, there were lots of sirens. My mom came out to see what was going on — and just then an elephant ran across our yard. Without missing a beat, my mom turned to me and said, “Shame it isn’t pink.”
rockyridge1977 10 months ago
Must be heading for the “China Shop”!!!!!
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
Great cartoon! They’re coming for you, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but they’re coming for you!
Khatkhattu Premium Member 10 months ago
305 West Broadway Fortville Indiana on Google Street Views.
enigmamz 10 months ago
I hate when that happens.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
No one herd a thing.
mistercatworks 10 months ago
The thing about pink elephants is that they can only cause mental damage or, rather, are a sign of serious alcohol-induced mental damage. I worked on a tobacco farm in the summer when I was a kid. There was an old guy there who had serious DTs (delirium tremens). One night I saw him bite the tail off a dead possum which someone told him was a raccoon. It was positively the least funny thing I have even seen in my life.