Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 21, 2024

That’s an urban myth, I have retrieved said micro wave dinner before the recommended time with no problems heat wise to the digits of my hands!

Do you use mittens?

Yes. And we wait until the steam has settled.

I use the microwave not only for reheating, but most times for serious cooking from scratch.

Make Peter’s hair grey and that could be me.

How about a nine year old boy?

Nobody screams better than little boys.

I use oven mitts when removing something from the microwave.

I thought a microwave was when you wave at a really small person.

It may be perfectly safe, but something about nuking plastic along with my food just worries me. I’ll take food out of plastic and heat it in a bowl, with paper plates on top to prevent splatter.

Paper plates may have some chemical residue as well, but I figure (assume) that’s better than plastic.

Rookie!

You could just put it on a plate when you first put it in.