Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 30, 2024

Finders Keepers, Kate. That’s Universal. Sorry.

Don’t let the door hit your tush on your way out

Is she gonna run away from home? I hope so!

Warning: gross story!!

Almost as bad as the lady who told a store employee she had dropped her lipstick in the clearly marked out of order toilet. Said employee retrieved it and the lady promptly popped the cap off and applied it to her lips.

I thought Gumbo was a girl dog…

It’s approx.75% water, so no problem. Just remember to chew the lumps.

I “can’t” live in this dictatorship no more.

Get to it, Katy!

Grab the paper towels and SHUT UP!

“Maybe you’d prefer living out in the street?”

That’s what I frequently asked my recalcitrant son whenever he moaned about his chores.

I can live aboard this peeled tater ship no more!!

OK, but before you go, clean up the barf.

Sorry Katy! You wanted the dog…gotta live up to the agreement

That’s the rule in our house, too … except it’s cats, not a dog.

man…kids have it so hard these days!

Was she a (potty mouth)?

Yeah we have that rule. Fun.