Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for April 18, 2024

hmm when i do this people call me “camel lips” shrug

a beautiful mosaic of stains past <3

Call it your designer shirt. Egg yolk is the worst for me ~ not matter how careful I am.

I seem spill every time we go out to eat, that’s why I stopped wearing white shirts when going out.

The downside of a large front.

Isn’t that what started the art of tye dying?

I had that problem until I started putting towels over my shirts when eating.

My daughter often reminds me of the time I spilt pizza down on my white shirt while we were on a trip to the zoo. What an animal am I!

If I get food on my clothes I turn into Mr. Monk, “wipe wipe wipe!”

A food diary, vital to developing and maintaining a healthy diet.

Several days a week I start over with a clean shirt so I can spot the stains on the first one…

Connect the ‘dots’ with broad color washes. Sign it and price it to high heaven. Or at least replacement value.

Lil Amanda is right.

my dad couldn’t wear white shirts if we were having pasta sauce. inevitably he would get it on his shirt.