Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 15, 2024

A lot of ways to say, “No”.

You shouldn’t have been Russian her.

No-no-no-no, I can’t take it anymore.

I’m tired of waking up on the floor….

How do you reject someone who wants to elope?

Give them a cantaloupe.

Why did the invisible man reject the job offer?

He couldn’t see himself doing it.

My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead.

He calls it Nyetflix.

My job application was rejected by a juice company…

I shouldn’t have mentioned my solid experience.

I’ve just received another rejection letter from a publisher regarding my autobiography.

That’s the story of my life.

Did you hear the Journal of Modern Medicine rejected an article about Midol?

The editor said it was not current at all, but more of a period piece!

The frequency of rejection is measured in Hurtz!

I once knew a Belgian who spoke English, French, Spanish, Italian, German, Flemish and Dutch – didn´t know which end of a hammer to use!

Poor Cosmo, rejected and dejected.

I met a German girl in England who was goin’ to school in France, Said we danced the Mississippi at an Alpha Kappa dance, It wasn’t me…Woo, it wasn’t me…Yeah, you must’ve met some other body,No, no, child it wasn’t me, yeah

He’ll never forget Polly Glot.

LOL

just like my youth, but it never hurts to ask for that dance never know if it will be the one