I remember the first computer, for business, I got a TANDY 1000 …… had a guy come out to make a program that did a lot of calculations for the project, that I had a contract for …………. well he did the programming and awhile later I had to change a couple of calculations, called him and now he was too busy and it would cost about double …… so I told him that I’d get back to him ….. dug out the Manuel, looked up how to do or change the calculations ……. I thought, this can’t be right …… he had a long, loooooong program line ……………. the Manuel showed this short, a few steps program ……. after that I “DID” refer to the Manuel and have been doing my own programing ….. ;)
cmxx 27 days ago
Too bad no button for nice.
danketaz Premium Member 27 days ago
Gee Hawthorne, why would you want calls when angry mobs across the oceans would love to know your number.
sirbadger 27 days ago
Does he have a second phone in airplane mode for collection agents?
jessebob42 27 days ago
I’m the go to tech guy in the family. It gets exhausting sometimes.
CaveCat87 27 days ago
Well, Hawthorne, the reason nobody calls you is because you always insult them, and who wants to call somebody who insults them?
ladykat 27 days ago
That’s a good suggestion, Hawthorne.
markkahler52 27 days ago
If Hawthorne got phone calls, there’d be a whole lotta #*$÷!
paulprobujr 27 days ago
In that case, he’ll have to identify as a different species. I suggest clownfish, everyone loves a clown!
Calvins Brother 27 days ago
Ads don’t show up on my phone anymore. How do I fix that?
bwswolf 27 days ago
I remember the first computer, for business, I got a TANDY 1000 …… had a guy come out to make a program that did a lot of calculations for the project, that I had a contract for …………. well he did the programming and awhile later I had to change a couple of calculations, called him and now he was too busy and it would cost about double …… so I told him that I’d get back to him ….. dug out the Manuel, looked up how to do or change the calculations ……. I thought, this can’t be right …… he had a long, loooooong program line ……………. the Manuel showed this short, a few steps program ……. after that I “DID” refer to the Manuel and have been doing my own programing ….. ;)
eddi-TBH 27 days ago
Hawthorne, just answer some of those spam ads. You will be getting calls hourly.
Shikamoo Premium Member 26 days ago
Hawthorne doesn’t know how to be nice.