Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 03, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

    Just finished my first cup of the day.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  7 months ago

    “This coffee tastes like mud!”

    “Well it was only ground this morning.”

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 7 months ago

    Coffee’s always a cure.

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    goboboyd  7 months ago

    Comorbidities.

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    sandpiper  7 months ago

    Coffee is one addition I don’t mind owning. It is one of the few harmless types available. AM cup, then PM cup soothes the day. If it doesn’t bring some clarity, then the day becomes gray. I can empathize with Mrs. Olsen.

    Then there is CHOCOLATE, which also is a kind of addition but can be harmful. No schedule but ‘almost’ unavoidable if I pass the pantry door and get that scent. So I try to stay out of the kitchen except when it’s time to set up for meals.

    Caulfield might be considered to be a pest at times, but he actually seems to care more for Mrs. Olsen than he lets on. He is never vicious or sarcastic with her, just sort of plays the comic. I think he teases her because he respects her, too, and she feels the same for him,

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    eric_harris_76  7 months ago

    That’s what Dr. Gregory House did, and at least one time, on purpose.

    He’ll either get better, in which case it’s X, or he’ll get a lot worse, in which case it’s either Y or Z. We should know right about [checks watch] now.

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    royq27  7 months ago

    Never thought of bringing coffee for a teacher, too busy working on my sarcasm I guess…

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  7 months ago

    I may be standing up, but I am not awake until my 3rd mug of coffee. By the second pot I begin the function .

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    PoodleGroomer  7 months ago

    Enough coffee to motivate a senior teacher might make her retire.

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    wfhite  7 months ago

    I’m not a coffee man. More Sprite and Pepsi.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago

    Quite an astute diagnosis!

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    markkahler52  7 months ago

    Lithium flavored coffee with Prozac cream. Relaxing AND stimulating at the same time!

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    DKHenderson  7 months ago

    That was a sizeable cup of coffee that Caulfield brought. Wonder if he’ll be counting down the time it takes before Mrs. Olsen has to excuse herself from the classroom?

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