Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for May 14, 2024

Why not … Sherman …….. it’s not like you really have much to do ….. at least in the near future ….. ;)

Time to get that power sander you’ve had your eye on.

At least it wasn’t the Mexican Staring Frog of Sri Lanka

When in doubt, only a chainsaw will do.

Hawthorne needs to get the correct pair of tongs and a spittoon.

He’ll come back with an accordion. Not from Home Depot, though.

Do it yourself, Sherman.

I’m thinking a Milwaukee roto-hammer drill…

You really should have had the right tools on hand instead of just running off to get them at the last minute, Hawthorne.

You’ll be getting a hefty bill in the mail!

Hawthorn will keep the toxic goo and try to find a way to profit from it.

Boycott Home Depot

Does Home Depot sell jackhammers?

Of course, Sherman is completely unfamiliar with the concept of hankies or tissues.

You can buy the same tools at Harbor Freight for half.

Make sure you get the weed whacker with the blades, not the nylon string.

Start with a 5XL comedone extractor from Dr Pimple Popper and a pair of industrial strength forceps. Don’t forget to glove up and sterilize the area you’ll be working on.

Now that was funny!

All hail hypno-toad!