Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for June 02, 2024

He will have to take it up with Elrond.

What’s the deal with Keebler elves? Are they rejects from Santa’s workshop? Were they trying to escape Sauron’s tyranny in Middle Earth? What is really in those cookies that they obsess over?

Ziggy should ask for profit sharing and cookies fresh out of the oven!!!

That’s alright, I get free cookies for life in exchange for rent.

And they have corporate lawyers, too. You don’t really want to deal with that.

Pests out of control!

Keebler independent contractors?

Why would you want to get rid of cookie-baking elves on your property? Charge those lads rent…in cookies!!

Oh man.. now I want some fresh baked chocolate chip cookies.

Your excessive ads are making it almost impossible to read the comics. I am left with a narrow band requiring my scrolling just to see them. This is not counting all the pop ups.

Those elves actually work for the NSA. Distributing cookies with Chocolate chip listening devices to the world. They know all the secrets.

I want a tree like that.

It is weird that we have advertising memes now instead of fairy tales. Elves were never known as bakers before Keebler got involved.

The pest control guy must have misunderstood — Ziggy never would have asked him to take care of the elves. Obviously they’re paying him in cookies for the use of his tree!

The moles were making guacamole. How many? Avocado’s number. (An oldie but goodie.)

Don’t get rid them, Ziggy. Or Ernie. He’s a swell elf.

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