F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 06, 2024

as a human, i honestly dunno

Because… capitalism?

Someone always seems to throw a human wrench into their lack of plans.

monkey business is more fun

Puts me in mind of Bing Crosby’s- Swinging On a Star

odd-looking primates. A.I. been in here?

Get off the vine for a while and go down to The Barrel for some laughs.

Stop horsing around.

That seat was empty because it is the correct height for a jumping alligator lunch counter.

Human see, human do.