Ha. Ha.
You’ll just have to fend for your shelves.
Perhaps they can find a place for you in the archives.
Abracadabra, they don’t take cadavers.
They could use your skin to cover books. You have to sign a binding contract.
There’s no room on the shelves.
Sure you can — crime fiction research division.
Spine is bent. Face is scuffed. Footnotes out of line. And don’t even dare looking up anything in the index.
Maybe your reading glasses.
The books smell old and musty enough as it is.
Darn! I would have!
Kind of a weak chuckle for today’s strip. Puzzling.
Cheater! This toon is a re-run. Good thing it is clever.
Why not? They can read you like a book.
But you can leave your library to libraries.
They’d file me under 767 – Etching & drypoint.
However, they will take your money……
It’s mostly the smell right ??? ;-)
That’s a shame! I was planning on doing that.
July 17, 2015
Concretionist 10 months ago
Ha. Ha.
mddshubby2005 10 months ago
You’ll just have to fend for your shelves.
Superfrog 10 months ago
Perhaps they can find a place for you in the archives.
Ubintold 10 months ago
Abracadabra, they don’t take cadavers.
tudza Premium Member 10 months ago
They could use your skin to cover books. You have to sign a binding contract.
Shikamoo Premium Member 10 months ago
There’s no room on the shelves.
RitaGB 10 months ago
Sure you can — crime fiction research division.
mfoldude Premium Member 10 months ago
Spine is bent. Face is scuffed. Footnotes out of line. And don’t even dare looking up anything in the index.
uniquename 10 months ago
Maybe your reading glasses.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 10 months ago
The books smell old and musty enough as it is.
golfgranny47 10 months ago
Darn! I would have!
wordsmeet 10 months ago
Kind of a weak chuckle for today’s strip. Puzzling.
fmiller1 10 months ago
Cheater! This toon is a re-run. Good thing it is clever.
dsom8 10 months ago
Why not? They can read you like a book.
poppacapsmokeblower 10 months ago
But you can leave your library to libraries.
FassEddie 10 months ago
They’d file me under 767 – Etching & drypoint.
raybarb44 10 months ago
However, they will take your money……
lnrokr55 10 months ago
It’s mostly the smell right ??? ;-)
Chris Sherlock 10 months ago
That’s a shame! I was planning on doing that.