Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for May 07, 2024

Spread out, you knuckleheads!

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It’s a full four classics update for the 7th:

The Alley Rangers have a clubhouse, but as the calendar is about to turn to 1931, they must get some heat in there.

Marshal Rick finds out that you can also have a horse who will go find the water all by himself, and drink.

Brenda finds a Black Orchid out in the wild, but Awful Natural may have to wrestle an alligator for it.

Sarge is doing everything but literally twisting Slim’s arm to get him into that trailer home, and even the Kid seems a little wary… but now he’s about to have a full-on panic attack!

Walt puts me in mind of a vehicle parked on the propitty and left until the tires sl-o-w-ly soften and go flat with the car/truck becoming one with the earth as will he when sleep becomes permanent.

“Wake up and go to sleep” A 3 Stooges quote!

Now it may be time for Joel’s grand entrance!!!! (sans Rufus)

Isn’t Skeezix over 100 also.

Uncle Walt deserves a rest! He is The Founder of Gasoline Alley Nation of which we are all proud members!

“Take two pills then skip an hour.”

I have heard that a couple of times when I was driving a truck in the oilfield.

The warrior is home from the hill