Garfield by Jim Davis for June 14, 2024

That’s actually more Odie’s job than life.

Thats odies duty as a dog, to work a 9 to 5 barking at people

And drooling.

was it a simple, “woof”

or was it a lascivious, “AROOO! “

When is he gonna get a death?

Well at least Odie is no bites ya because barking doggies is no bites.

It’s a ruff job, but someone has to do it.

Usually Arlene is right but Garfield has a really good point.

“Woof. Bark! Arf!!” Call it a day.

What color kittens would they have?

It’s probably the highlight of his week as well

If he barked at her does that mean she was treed?

She just doesn’t understand dog, yet. I guess cats are above that sort of thing.

I would love Odie to bark at me. That would mean he’s real and I could scratch him behind the ears.

Well if your a dog, that is true. If your a roster, crowing in the morning will only make you chicken dinner. That is also true.

Those two go well together. A sarcasm duo.

Arlene, Garfield knows Odie a lot better than you do.

Latro ergo sum.

(I bark, therefore I am).

At least he didn’t kiss you!!!

I’m surprised Garf’s birthday (6/19) hasn’t been mentioned yet. Usually it takes up a full week.

Arlene, did you have on some kind of perfume? Sometimes that can upset a dog.

Barks imitates life, dog-style anyways.

What did you want Odie to do meow at you

It’s a dog’s life. And he can have it.