Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for May 16, 2024

Try a “manual program”.

I was experimenting with voice text once when I spilled a little coffee on my lap. I let out an expletive and the laptop immediately provided a definition for it. I went back to manually typing.

I went Aw $h33t and the computer did.

As in the early days of writing your own program…….junk in———-junk out!!!!!

That might be a good idea.

Like assassinate.

you’re talking out Uranus

Especially when it is told to “go f*** yourself.”

Oh, for pity’s sake! Just ask the humans not to use any obscenities around the computer. Or wait, you’re right, it would be easier to reprogram the entire computer, wouldn’t it?