Kermit the Frog went to the bank to request a loan.
The teller, Patty Whack, asked him for references.
“Well, my dad’s Mick Jagger,” Kermit replied.
Uncertain, Patty then asked him if he had any collatoral.
“Here’s something from my shelf”, he answered, handing her a small decoration.
Now confused, Patty told him she had to speak with her manager.
“Mr Jones,” she said, “I don’t know what to do. Kermit the Frog is asking for money, he says his dad is Mick Jagger, and his only collateral is this thing. I don’t even know what it is!”
The manager replies, “It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
Don’t believe the hype. My wife and I saw the Mona Lisa on a 1 week vacation to Paris (which is NOT all it’s cracked up to be). It was the most underwhelming painting. Do a 180 degree turn and be amazed at the GIGANTIC painting on the opposite wall! There’s so many more interesting paintings to see in the Louvre.
Leroy 7 months ago
Dear Ms. Lisa, Here’s a joke that I know will make you smile. Rembrandt, Michelangelo, and da Vinci walk into a tavern…
The dude from FL Premium Member 7 months ago
In Britian you have to pay an annual tax to own and use a TV….I guess we have it a little easier. And they have services to monitor you!
Pickled Pete 7 months ago
The teller, Patty Whack, asked him for references.
“Well, my dad’s Mick Jagger,” Kermit replied.
Uncertain, Patty then asked him if he had any collatoral.
“Here’s something from my shelf”, he answered, handing her a small decoration.
Now confused, Patty told him she had to speak with her manager.
“Mr Jones,” she said, “I don’t know what to do. Kermit the Frog is asking for money, he says his dad is Mick Jagger, and his only collateral is this thing. I don’t even know what it is!”
The manager replies, “It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
tremaine53 7 months ago
Not sure I’ve ever encountered a more likeable cartoon character than Kermit the Frog.
frank_t_novak 7 months ago
Wrong! The TV tax was repealed 3 year ago you big dope!
deathcheater 7 months ago
But the tradeoff is they do not have commercials.
ladykat 7 months ago
Good for Kermit!
steveconkey2003 7 months ago
Kermits degree is about as useful as any other non STEM degree.
paranormal 7 months ago
Let ’em take the Salamander to court…
LAFITZGERALD 7 months ago
Hurrah for Leonardo Da Vinci!!
moondog42 Premium Member 7 months ago
Wait, a fire salamander is named Hands Warmer?
Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago
Google: Location Of Mona Lisa Background Identified
bwswolf 7 months ago
I wonder if “The Mona Lisa” sends Thank You letters …… ;)
KyleDrumann 7 months ago
And fans of Miss Piggy walked out of the ceremony.
fourteenpeeves 7 months ago
Establish an online identity for your pet, and see how long it takes the humans to catch on.
olds_cool63 7 months ago
Don’t believe the hype. My wife and I saw the Mona Lisa on a 1 week vacation to Paris (which is NOT all it’s cracked up to be). It was the most underwhelming painting. Do a 180 degree turn and be amazed at the GIGANTIC painting on the opposite wall! There’s so many more interesting paintings to see in the Louvre.