Strange Brew by John Deering for May 18, 2024

Me-Me-Me-Meow.

“This is nice, but if you straighten your legs and push the computer out a little, I can give you a good look at my rear end. What do you say?”

It’s LAP top. No brainer.

Of course.

Instead of a lap dog, she got a laptop cat. Just her type.

Of course it’s an orange cat, sharing that one brain cell.

I don’t need a cat park. Sitting on your lap (top) is my happy place!

Purr-fect. :)

You go to a cat park to be with your cat.

My cat goes for short walks with me two or three times a day. She is an indoor/outdoor cat, so she can go walking on her own whenever she wants. However, she will cut a meal short to go walking with me, which makes me pretty sure she enjoys the experience.

If there’s some confusion, your cat getting between you and your computer means your cat loves you and wants attention. This joke wouldn’t work if our cats were truly as disinterested in us as some people claim.

But none of those acres are as warm as the keyboard.

Cats really miss those big, old, very-warm CRT monitors.