Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 15, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  4 months ago

    Love is in the air. And her hand.

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    Superfrog  4 months ago

    I’d duck too, Gary. Those nails look scary.

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    When she said she’d be picking Leo up for their date, he didn’t know she meant it literally.

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    And you’re GOING! Whether ya want to or NOT!!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  4 months ago

    I’m sure they’re a scream in bed.

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    ElwoodP  4 months ago

    I just had a conference with my homeowners insurance rep and he specifically said we are NOT covered by an attack of a 50 foot woman. I guess I should seek clarification to make sure we were talking about a 50 foot tall woman or a woman with 50 feet. This was all in connection with dating advice from the agent. Oh…that’s ‘going out with’ not age related.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    “Pick you up at 8?”

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    SofaKing  4 months ago

    Isn’t Leo usually trying to dodge her? It looks like he’s smiling today.

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    the lost wizard  4 months ago

    Tear the house down. :)

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    He’s taking an ÜberFrau…

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    You’ve gotta Hand it to her, she knows how to make an entrance.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Where’s Beatrice lurking???? :)

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