Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for May 15, 2024

Amazing. How the heck did the author knew exactly what I’d be thinking at this precise point in time?

Yes, I always have a bit of cheese before I nap, and I could use a nap right now. But please, no kink-shaming. What I sniff does not concern you, ok?

Roadkill. Could be roadkill. Roadkill can be disgusting too, if you let it.

I once predicted the future. I must be psychiatric.

Not mentalist, just mental.

Sing it, baby, sing it! Even Howard Wolowitz was a better magician!

All you need to know is she’s a dog, and that’s pretty obvious.

“noph?”