Monty by Jim Meddick for May 21, 2024

It must be spring fever.

You could at least let the kid have her last ride and when she leaves do your dirty deed. And I know “Jeaves” would never DARE suggest it to the little Third World tinpot tyrant-in-training.

Who is he to call her “little girl?”

“I want a golden goose NOW!”

“This little piggy went to market…..”

I remember going back and forth so hard, the front hit the ground and the back hit the ground. Had to hold on for dear life!

Can that little gremlin ever be more abhorrent then he is now? Thing is, he doesn’t know any different being catered to all his life. (and yes, I know it is a cartoon.)

Anyone surprised he said “sorry” instead of just demanding she dismount?

I was hoping Jarvis would be at the controls of the excavator.

I’m taking my toy and going home. So there. :)

When he gets tired of it, he can put it back along with a large dedication plaque.

Mine! Mine! Mine!

Theres an metaphor here

Money cannot buy happiness. But it can fulfill greedy impulses. Which to the Sedgewicks of the world are the only form of happiness.

He will be bored of it very soon.