Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for May 21, 2024

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    face.less_b  9 months ago

    Times a wastin’

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    Cactus-Pete  9 months ago

    Let’s see – gravity is the warping of spacetime; energy is mass times the speed of light squared. Einstein didn’t cover those other questions.

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    markkahler52  9 months ago

    Show me the wind…

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 9 months ago

    You had somewhere else to go? Good luck with that.

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    uniquename  9 months ago

    Barney’s buying or are they going to the Pauper?

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    ChessPirate  9 months ago

    Go eat? You’ve got free apples right there, skinflint! ☺

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    bobbyferrel  9 months ago

    You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light. Then, you energy.

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    holdenrex  9 months ago

    “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” – Douglas Adams

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    Draway  9 months ago

    We are all here because we’re not all there!

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    Stephen Gilberg  9 months ago

    Clyde, don’t let that apple go to waste.

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    P51Strega  9 months ago

    What is gravity? A downer

    What is energy? An upper

    What is consciousness? Awake

    What is love? A bad tennis game

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