Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 21, 2024

Somehow that seems discriminatory, but I can’t seem to pin down how.

They just wouldn’t appreciate it as much as Hammy does.

You do know he asked if they’re magical just like Hammy, don’t you?

They worship Hammy like he’s some sort of almighty god.

Besides, Verne’s afraid of heights, and RJ can’t be separated from his Twinkie stockpile for more than 45.3 seconds.

< sigh > When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”

Vern’s too morose. RJ’s too heavy.

There is no other like our beloved Hammy.

That sounded like a perfectly reasonable answer. It’s not often that a straight answer is also funny.