The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for May 23, 2024

Ample menace, zero accountability

Isn’t vacuuming one’s feet grounds for divorce?

That’s cold, Loretta.

Those injuries look more like a lawn mower went over his feet.

She only does it once a year…

That sucks.

Dirty trick. :)

Leroy thought it would clean them, not hurt them.

He couldn’t hear you with that ancient Hoover, Loretta…

At least they’re clean now.

You would have thought after the first ten wacks he would have got the idea.

Maybe it’s better if Leroy does the vacuuming. I think Loretta would be more than happy to lift her feet if someone else did the chore.

Loretta could you not vacuum around him

Loretta you could have vacuum. around Leroy feet

Two feet facing, with extra dangling from Leroy!

• the agony of de-feet