We used to threaten to blacken our colleagues’ potential bridegrooms with Kiwi or Nugget boot polish on their private parts shortly before their wedding. One tried to escape by hiding in a locker in the men’s change room, so we locked him in so that he couldn’t escape before the ‘blackening.’
BasilBruce about 2 months ago
I’d say that Kiwi is probably smarter than the artist.
Sephten about 2 months ago
That’s an enormous kiwi — are you sure it’s not a young emu?
rob.home about 2 months ago
We used to threaten to blacken our colleagues’ potential bridegrooms with Kiwi or Nugget boot polish on their private parts shortly before their wedding. One tried to escape by hiding in a locker in the men’s change room, so we locked him in so that he couldn’t escape before the ‘blackening.’
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 months ago
Unless there are worms on the menu that kiwi is gonna be disappointed.
dayk about 2 months ago
Why does Mutt’s kids always look like Jeff?
brklnbern about 2 months ago
But seems he does speak English and can tie things with his feet.
paullp Premium Member about 2 months ago
Stop carrying on, Mutt! He’s the funniest bird I’ve heard of! (Old children’s song, google it.)