Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 20, 2024

Victims of “distraction” therapy.

wish my workplace was like that

Just wait until they have to cross the road.

I have the temptation to print this off, write the names of all of our managers and supervisors over each character, and then hang it up at work.

What!? No donuts!

I can see them clearly.

Glad my workplace doesn’t do jackets/ties or high heels (as appropriate).

I usually deal with an ‘Out of Focus Group’.

Oh – they’re focused all right, just not as a group.

Looks like a typical day in the life of Generation Alpha’s.

What the focus wrong with them?

The trouble with hiring millennials.