FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 17, 2024

I would have thought that his wine would have gone perfectly with any of Andy’s dinners.

I actually make a little wine. It is not that hard. That makes this even funnier.

Let’s be thankful nobody drank it!

Bottle it and sell it as paint stripper

You know you don’t have the vintner’s gift when your product can’t even become vinegar.

The question is, what kind of condition are the pipes in now?

Reminds me of this, from “The Big Bang Theory”:

Bernadette: The drug I’ve been working on for the past five years just got approved by the FDA.

Penny: Wow!

Raj: Oh, congratulations. Was that the decongestant you developed?

Bernadette: No, we had to rebrand that as a solvent for mining equipment…

Yep, vinegar has that effect. You might try it on the limescale in the bathtub tap, too.

It is legal in Ohio, with a state license, but you are limited to 0.5%Abv. You can go stronger but must get different licenses and approval. Distillation of essential oils water etc. has no license requirement.

It’s also great for removing stains in the toilet

….and it works great as a paint remover.

Until you realize the little bit that didn’t drain out of the disposal is slowly eating it’s way through the unit and your pipes.

It works nice as a carpet cleanser.

I used to make beer. I found out the hard way what fusils are. If the temperature is too warm during the fermentation stage, you get something akin to antifreeze.

“Cartoonist wins lottery again.”

I’m guessing he didn’t properly sterilize the bottles and fungus got into it, causing the whole batch to simply turn into rotten grape juice