In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.
Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.
dadthedawg Premium Member 18 days ago
Muffy, are you complaining about a complainer?…..
littlejohn Premium Member 18 days ago
My dog likes to whine, he thinks its pitiful.
In reality, it just sounds paw-thetic.
littlejohn Premium Member 18 days ago
Only whine comes from sour grapes.
littlejohn Premium Member 18 days ago
How do you make Whine?
With Gripe Juice.
littlejohn Premium Member 18 days ago
In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.
Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.
littlejohn Premium Member 18 days ago
When is a child most likely going to cry?
Whine o’ clock.
gokar RLV 18 days ago
There’s someone out there that resembles that remark. I’ll let you guess.
Just-me 18 days ago
eced52 18 days ago
and she’s a whine manufacturer.
ladykat 18 days ago
Reminds me of my friend who invited himself up for a week.
streuny81@aol.com 18 days ago
sounds like the orange jesus
'IndyMan' 18 days ago
Who’s Joe ?? Never heard of him before. We have heard (and I stress ‘heard’) of ‘Muffy’ before only on a date with Cosmo, I think.
mousefumanchu Premium Member 18 days ago
Oooooooooooo, good one
The Brooklyn Accent 18 days ago
I knew a lady who complained incessantly but creatively, so that she was still interesting to listen to. She had sparkling whines.
JPuzzleWhiz 18 days ago
“There’s was one fellow who whined so long and so often, the people elected him Town Crier!” d;o)
JPuzzleWhiz 18 days ago
Did he want some “Jeez” to go with his “Whine”?
razzledazzle295 18 days ago
Does the whiner want a bottle?
StephenRice 18 days ago
He needs a whine connoisseur to appreciate his work.
wfhite 17 days ago
This strip’s author is the Master of Pun-ishment.