Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 31, 2024

For everyone wondering where Jenkins was.

Best punishing twist: Jenkins, thanks to Cobra, gets hit with the full feedback and suffers amnesia, all while watching Rip restore Breezy(and Hazy) with a kiss, whereupon she ends up beating him up like Baby Mothra to Godzilla(Webs of doom, I hated that as a kid). Oh, Mr. Thompson should then jump things forward to Cobra’s wedding; or we learn Breezy and Hazy have already escaped and these are their clones(just recently arranged by the soon-to-be brainwashed Jenkins, who may be dreaming this whole arc.

Now you will gets a beating you will never forgets ya fiend.

They should’ve been able to smell Jenkins before he entered the room.

Jenkins has always been jealous of Rip’s relationships. It’s finally turned him into a green-skinned, and, eyed, monster.

Jenkins looks a giant booger. I hope Rip washes his hands after hitting him repeatedly.

The last words on this story will be, ‘Shut Up, Randall!’

Ka-unexpected. :)

One other twist: this Rip is another clone created as a Breezy years ago which he promptly ignored during a briefing. That would be nice and so-heh-Breezy!

Jenkins has gone Green Goblin.

KA-JUST PLAIN EVIL!

Time to unleash those giggling knuckles on Jenkins.

Jenkins is about to forget to breathe. With some help from Rip.

Who thinks that Dan might not try a ‘Sopranos’ fade to black ending, where we have to guess what happened to Breezy(who may be back to normal) and why we can’t see Jenkins?