1 and Done by Eric Scott for May 17, 2024

Who wouldn’t?

Holy crap.

Now there’s something you don’t see every day, Chauncey.

Moses supposes his toeses are noses,

Though Moses supposes erroneously,

Moses he knowses his toeses are noses,

Because of the pong of the poo and the pee!

A journalist once described Charlton Heston as ‘Guns & Moses’.

As one does

And that’s not all…

… but it was enough!

God! Don’t sneak up on me like that!

When I said let my people go. It wasn’t literal.

Better known as the burning bush.

Yea unto thee. Then thou bladder shalt cut loose.

Seems like a reasonable response

They edited that part out of the Bible.

And the ground was fertilized for the next year.

Wow, first the Red Sea and now the cheeks. What will he part next?

This guy seems to have a fixation on bodily functions and nastiness.No wonder the strip is becoming more and more crappy