La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 27, 2024

He got them for donating to Trump’s reelection.

Let’s see, the Russians are demanding the world give them Ukraine, Lithuania, Finland, Sweden, Poland, Alaska…

I might be willing to give them Alaska. A huge drain on the Federal budget with bridges to nowhere.

Does any comic character know how to use a grill?

Yeah, but Mom’s cool with it.

He’s related to Crankshaft.

Oh, people can do quite a bit of damage with propane.

And here I am thinking that Eddie Murphy’s uncle Gus was bad. According to his comedy album back in the early 1980s, Uncle Gus would always insist on using gasoline to fire up the grill any time the family got together for a barbecue!

Ever seen the videos of starting charcoal with liquid oxygen? :-)