This reminds me of the joke about the snail who got mugged by a gang of turtles. When the police questioned him about the details, he replied: “I can’t remember. It all happened so fast.”
Many years ago, Mad Magazine spoofed The Tortoise And The Hare, ending with a snail saying, “Hey, Tortoise, let’s have a race to see who’s the slowest in the forest.”
a sage 7 months ago
It was a matter of pride.
TStyle78 7 months ago
Makes sense as he beat the hare.
blunebottle 7 months ago
♫"Have patience, have patience, why be in such a hurry…"♫
Captain Bars 7 months ago
This reminds me of the joke about the snail who got mugged by a gang of turtles. When the police questioned him about the details, he replied: “I can’t remember. It all happened so fast.”
therese_callahan2002 7 months ago
Many years ago, Mad Magazine spoofed The Tortoise And The Hare, ending with a snail saying, “Hey, Tortoise, let’s have a race to see who’s the slowest in the forest.”
LadyPeterW 7 months ago
What does a snail on the back of a turtle say?
“Wheee!!!”
Amra Leo 7 months ago
Way to go, Zippy!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
He got a hardly-moving violation.
cuzinron47 7 months ago
The hare probably issued it.
Ed The Red Premium Member 7 months ago
Best. Day. Ever.