The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for June 04, 2024

Husband: I’ve looked where you said and still can’t find it!

Wife: When I find it can I hit you with it?

How about using it as a chess board, next.

It has a checkered past.

Two feet facing, and Leroy can use that shirt for a chess and checkers board!

Man eyes.

The woman’s bird beak dominates the picture, although Loretta is giving her a run for her money.

That hurt

Looking at that shirt, begs the question, why?

Ah the Unhumble man can’t use vision for finding things or reading textbooks. But they can spot every foul in an action sport basketball and never be wrong.

He is beergnant. It looks like it’ll be a twelve pack!

When wife buys me something, she doesn’t buy what I like. She buys what she thinks I should like. :)

I’d be ashamed of “sporting” that thing with the gut.

It does kinda stand out, especially when he wears it.

Even luckier for Leroy…he can squeeze into it.

Loretta the only color you. Ever wear is black

The Fashion Police is outside, Leroy. They want a word with you.