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Reminds me of a very old health food joke. The Dr. told his patient he needed to eat more healthily, if he wanted to live to see his 100th birthday. That included lots of bulgar wheat muffins, wheat grass juice, broccoli & tofu. The man replied, that on a diet like that, he could very well live to see 100, but, what kind of living would that be? Better to eat steak, enjoy every bite & be happy while doing so!
Bill The Nuke 10 months ago
George Burns said give up whiskey, girls and cigars and you may not live forever but boy, will it feel like it.
Olddog1 10 months ago
Maximianus:We’re forced to give up fondness for the pleasant things,/and we stop living so that we might live.
goboboyd 10 months ago
Few can afford to live to 100. Some find purpose and continue as long as they are needed.
LadyPeterW 10 months ago
Reminds me of a very old health food joke. The Dr. told his patient he needed to eat more healthily, if he wanted to live to see his 100th birthday. That included lots of bulgar wheat muffins, wheat grass juice, broccoli & tofu. The man replied, that on a diet like that, he could very well live to see 100, but, what kind of living would that be? Better to eat steak, enjoy every bite & be happy while doing so!
ladykat Premium Member 10 months ago
I’m not sure I want to live to 100, even though I’d like to meet my potential great-great-grandchildren.
cuzinron47 10 months ago
I’m running out of vices to give up, I’m hanging on to the ones I have.