Well, he’s safe. No brain obviously.
Plus, they’ll sue you for making a false claim.
In the policy we have, part of the insurance company’s responsibility is to ensure that the dead and deceased remains dead and deceased.
You bought him. He’s yours!
No fair! He’s not technically alive!
Insurance is a good thing to have…Until you need it.
The insurance policy says thai once you are declared dead, they have to pay. Even if you come back as a zombie, you are still dead, just reanimated.
You should never mess around with the black widow.
Technically, he’s still dead.
seems to me that’s the least of her worries!
Grow a brain!
Notice that the zombies aren’t attacking the insurance agent, looking for brains…
Hum, still dead or at least let us discuss the definition of dead.
Wulff & Morgenthaler
Yakety Sax 18 days ago
Well, he’s safe. No brain obviously.
enigmamz 18 days ago
Plus, they’ll sue you for making a false claim.
Doug K 18 days ago
In the policy we have, part of the insurance company’s responsibility is to ensure that the dead and deceased remains dead and deceased.
ACK! Premium Member 18 days ago
You bought him. He’s yours!
SquidGamerGal 18 days ago
No fair! He’s not technically alive!
pocho45 18 days ago
Insurance is a good thing to have…Until you need it.
Steverino Premium Member 18 days ago
The insurance policy says thai once you are declared dead, they have to pay. Even if you come back as a zombie, you are still dead, just reanimated.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 18 days ago
You should never mess around with the black widow.
anomaly 18 days ago
Technically, he’s still dead.
wildlandwaters 18 days ago
seems to me that’s the least of her worries!
Jeffin Premium Member 17 days ago
Grow a brain!
ferddo 17 days ago
Notice that the zombies aren’t attacking the insurance agent, looking for brains…
einarbt 17 days ago
Hum, still dead or at least let us discuss the definition of dead.