Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for June 13, 2024

…and the eyeshadow?

I don’t want to talk about that bra that was found in my glove box….

Scratching and clawing for anything that even vaguely resembles plausible deniability.

ROFL

“… oh … ah … that? … That’s my lipstick. … See …”

If I were Hiram, I would have gone with, “Well funny thing, I thought it was Chapstick, and it turned out to be lipstick. Weird, huh babe?”

Well, well, Hiram and Ms.Goose are a real item.

Good thing it wasn’t a pink G-string!

I thought it was because a girl kissed him on the lips while she was wearing lipstick.

“It’s not lipstick. It’s a cherry Tootsie Pop.”

Quick thinkin’ there,Hiram‼️

don’t you mean beakstick??