Close to Home by John McPherson for June 12, 2024

Gives “Taking your work home with you” a whole new meaning.

She really looks up to him.

He’s ready to apply the Heimlich maneuver at a moment’s notice.

Judging by the smile on her face I would say she is probably looking up your swimsuit right now.

another kid in a high chair

Your life is safe in his hands Eleanor.

Eleanor stares at lifeguards.

Hold on! Someone over at that table by the window is struggling!!! Their ice water was overfilled…they’re in danger! I have ta help ‘em!!!

Tweet! No running to the bathroom. Tweet! No desert until you finish your salad! Tweet! That’s the wrong fork, sir!

The only problem is that since he’s there the waiters are required to move extremely slow while acting like they are running…inevitably all the soups are cold.

She likes men in high positions……..

The perfect match. I heard Eleanor can be a real beach.

Then why doesn’t he save that waiter from burning his hand on that candle!!!!!!!! Better luck next time, Bleeb! :)

Eleanor, gee I think you’re swell.

A new episode of Baywatch.

He won’t let her go home with him until half an hour after they’ve finished their meal.

Land shark!

The date ended early when he jumped in and attempted to rescue a fly in his soup.

“I date absolute losers….like you.”

Eleanor saw a red flag when her date asked for a high chair.

Bet he’ll enjoy that mouth to mouth resus afterwards wink wink

No shoes, no service.

Really? She needed to ask him what he did for a living?