Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 24, 2024

I would want artichoke-spinach dip.

you live only once, Agnes – remember that ….

Reminds me of an old joke.

Five year old girl is having a tantrum. Grandmother comes in and asks mom what the problem is. Mom says the girl said she wanted to grow a beard and mom told her she couldn’t. Grandma tells the girl that she can grow a beard and the tantrum ends.

I’m 58 years old. Scheduling to get my first and only tattoo on Jul 10th. Something very specific that I have in mind.

Granny is right. It took the human body 300,000 years to look the way it does, why mess it up?

I wonder how many people would change their minds if they wandered into a tattoo parlor and the artist asked if they’d rather have a juice box instead.

Just don’t get confused and ask for an onion juice box. :)

Bikers, Sailors, and Carneys. “Who gets tattoos, Alex?”

A capitol “L”?

Ha! Who wants needles!

Agnes, you sly fox!

I see now that my whole approach to life has been wrong. :)

I read about a woman who had make-up tattooed on to save time getting dressed.   I wonder how long it took her to start slathering on make-up to hide the tattoo?