Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 20, 2024

Spiders in your hair is pretty bad too.

Although there are some venomous spiders that could potentially hurt or even kill you, the good that spiders do for humankind greatly exceeds the potential harm.

I’d expect a chicken to treat that as an opportunity to have a snack.

What a chicken.

I feel the same way. There’s nothing worse than a spider in the house, period.

And baseball bats don’t work on them either! :)

Years ago I was in the middle of the room with my laptop on my lap, and a spider dropped down right behind my glasses. Lemme tell ya, EVERYTHING went flying.

When it lands on yor beak, it’s time to start squawking.

No, no. ROACHES on the ceiling are the worst. Them MF’ers can FLY! (Almost invariably straight at you, lol)