More inane broadcasting dialogue and backstory graphics today!
P1 Makes sense until you read P2,
P2 Not that only four strikeouts wouldn’t necessarily suggest Dotty Dubbs performance hasn’t been dominating. It just sounds underwhelming and incongruent with P1.
P3 See (bassackwards) graphics or dialogue box. Why is the announcer so excited about Dubbs? Shouldn’t Moon or Jackie be fawning over the Oakwood Mouskateer’s pitching instead? Is Coach Cami Toe relishing the opportunity to give Dotty the hook and enjoying the fact that Dotty knows it’s coming and is dreading it?
P4: “It’s OK, Dubbs. There’s the losers bracket, and the double losers bracket if you’re still not taking prisoners, and the triple losers bracket if…”
Even Peanut Thorp’s 0.751 BA isn’t enough to scratch a run.
P3.5- Dubbs fears Coach Toes next sentences. I’m pinch hitting for you. You couldn’t hit the ball if it was as big as a grapefruit. Wait. It is and you can’t.
A lot of WAP-ing and FAP-ing going on in these games. Are “0” and “3” sentences? Just asking since they have periods after them. And speaking of periods, take a break for a short period and read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
“And Jami Thorp is taking no prisoners here at the 37th Annual Milford Int’l D & D Round Robin Tournament!!!!!!! Could he be the MVP when the final dragon is brought out of the dungeon…”
Grunt 11 days ago
Henry knows what a “K” is in baseball/softball jargon. He’s finally doing some research!
kdizzle 11 days ago
She has allowed three runners to go home instead of taking them prisoner.
Gil-doh! 11 days ago
P4 “You don’t smell pretty anymore. I’m taking you out of the game.”
Gil-doh! 11 days ago
More inane broadcasting dialogue and backstory graphics today!
P1 Makes sense until you read P2,
P2 Not that only four strikeouts wouldn’t necessarily suggest Dotty Dubbs performance hasn’t been dominating. It just sounds underwhelming and incongruent with P1.
P3 See (bassackwards) graphics or dialogue box. Why is the announcer so excited about Dubbs? Shouldn’t Moon or Jackie be fawning over the Oakwood Mouskateer’s pitching instead? Is Coach Cami Toe relishing the opportunity to give Dotty the hook and enjoying the fact that Dotty knows it’s coming and is dreading it?That kid with Marfan 11 days ago
4 Ks and 3 runs through 6 innings is hardly dominant.
That kid with Marfan 11 days ago
P4: “It’s OK, Dubbs. There’s the losers bracket, and the double losers bracket if you’re still not taking prisoners, and the triple losers bracket if…”
huskiecoach 11 days ago
Strange time to want to have a talk…
That kid with Marfan 11 days ago
The last prisoner Dubbs took was ToBe… until Leo showed her his totem pole.
Chaze Premium Member 11 days ago
AI is not ready to broadcast a sporting event yet. Or write a comic strip.
bearwku82 11 days ago
Even Peanut Thorp’s 0.751 BA isn’t enough to scratch a run.
P3.5- Dubbs fears Coach Toes next sentences. I’m pinch hitting for you. You couldn’t hit the ball if it was as big as a grapefruit. Wait. It is and you can’t.
noah3489 11 days ago
WAP… grab some bench
rpaul33 11 days ago
Dotty looks like she was ridden hard and put away wet.
Little Blue Bicycle 11 days ago
Wait, what? She’s taking no prisoners but she’s down 3-0???
Twainrdr 11 days ago
P-4: Today, I’m going to tell you about Pooh Bear and the Honey Pot.
Irish53 11 days ago
Yep. Time for Toe to get in Dubs head and screw her up.
lemonbaskt 11 days ago
dot if your going to the rez tonight can you pick me up a carton of newports ?
lemonbaskt 11 days ago
oakwood is winning but marty is talking like dot reigns supreme i hope you have enough money for a uber you lush
Mopman 11 days ago
A lot of WAP-ing and FAP-ing going on in these games. Are “0” and “3” sentences? Just asking since they have periods after them. And speaking of periods, take a break for a short period and read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
moppedupthorp wordpress com/2024/06/18/shes-rattled/
lemonbaskt 11 days ago
im taking you out of the game can you go down the street and get me a corn dog
James St. John Smythe 11 days ago
“Strike three! The batter is awarded a seat on the bench.”
hifirick1953 11 days ago
I smell a rally. Ignited by Keri pitch hitting for Dotty. I know/
KazDojo 11 days ago
Tomorrow: Dubbs violates the Geneva Convention!
hifirick1953 11 days ago
I can save you money on your car insurance.
metals24 11 days ago
When is Marty going to ask Inma about the crowd outside protesting ketchup on hotdogs?
huskiecoach 11 days ago
Coach Toe wants to know why Dotty started wearing a mask (P1).
Irish53 11 days ago
Yep. Toe gonna blame the anemic hitting on Dubs alone.
lemonbaskt 11 days ago
one chick hitting 0.751 but rest of team hitting below mendoza line explain
tdrewhardin 10 days ago
“And Jami Thorp is taking no prisoners here at the 37th Annual Milford Int’l D & D Round Robin Tournament!!!!!!! Could he be the MVP when the final dragon is brought out of the dungeon…”
Uhhhhh, yeah.