Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 17, 2024

But she’s not too old for the ZAP!

She’s even older than the yo-yo!

She’s too old for the Belly Dance.

She’s too old for the farandole, estampie, and branle. And they had gone out of fashion before Columbus sailed for the largest landmass on earth – and missed.

Broomie, you are never too old for good music!

you could do The Monster Mash

“Why can’t she dance the Polka?”

At 1500 years of age her dance might’ve been the carole. The dance that predated the waltz would’ve been the lander or dreher. (Or, so google reports.)

You can make a rap song from your body noises.

@ Russell Myers – FUNNY!

No worries, Broomie. I’m right there with you when it comes to being too old for rap.

Due to the violence she’s about to inflict on the old Buzzard, we will only see the 1st 3 panels.

Broomie is too old for a hymnal!