Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for June 30, 2024

Don’t we all…

Mine’s in a drawer.

That’s why the Truck is named “Heathy Choice”. Because you have a choice between healthy and not healthy.

It’s your choice.

I never eat healthy food; only dead stuff.

What junk?

Dunk the junk in the trunk, punk and hop in the bunk.

Regrettably, there aren’t any more ice cream trucks any longer. the pandemic did them in.

I’ll take one Homer Simpson and a Grande double-decaff half-caff with Half and Half.

Dave… didn’t your folks ever teach you? Don’t take candy from strangers!

There’s a whole bunch of food trucks in my area doing very well … especially the non-healthy ones …!

I live in a 55+ neighborhood. (I REALLY miss the sound of ice cream trucks around here! )

Junk in the trunk went Mr Softee!

Well, then shake your butt and get me some of the good stuff.

One order of healthy choice Ramen noodles, please.