Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 22, 2024

Head for the "Bar"ometer for consolations.

Stormy business weather. (As opposed to Stormy Daniels—whether you are ready for that forecast or not.)

Just keeps calm and blames everytheengs on climate change.

Clim ate what?

“You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows!” – ‘Subterranean Homesick Blues’ by Bob Dylan.

he’ll weather it…

Just cut to the chase

That’s the way it always starts and you know what’s coming!!!!!

How’s your Global Warming hoax treating you?

I’m wishing there are at the least a few HR weasels included. Would be perfect for the last ones to be the weasels who orchestrated the grim show.

Wait! He works at the Unemployment Office!

So, you’re just gonna see him on Monday, anyway!

That’s OK, he was only a temp.

The economic outlook for the rest of this year is quite good. Next year is in question. Every Republican/conservative president since 1929 has had a depression or recession, some had two.

The VP of his department needs a new car. After all, that Rolls already has 20,000 miles on it.

He didn’t like the work environment anyway.

Read the room, pal….

He could see the writing on the wall.

Headwinds. It’s always headwinds.

The climate in the office changed because the air conditioning malfunctioned. Those things are expensive to have repaired, so someone had to be sacrificed,

it’s not you, it’s me. as a tycoon, I must fly my jets live in my estate mansion, and save the world from the weather, so in order to do that I need a scapegoat and you will be it. you eat too much beef and expend too much flatulence and can’t afford an electric vehicle so I will proclaim to the world how woke I am and how totally brain-dead I am by announcing my good deed of letting you go to SAVE THE WORLD ONCE AGAIN! Aren’t I and the other “leaders” so wonderful? And don’t forget this is for your own good and you should thank me for it. Exemployee’s response “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”