Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 02, 2024

I have never been in a bar since smart phones took over, gotta be interesting and fight starters

Only if “Screenshot” is the name of a cocktail I never heard of.

I say a “screenshot” is one that’s been poured through a sieve.

I hereby claim copyright for that usage, and at the same time I release it into the public domain.

Don’t shoot the screen. That’ll let the flies in.

Too many screen shots will come back to byte you.

Hmm…screen shots: a drinking game for boring online meetings. Should be quite popular…

He went over board with the liquid cocaine (Goldschlager and peppermint schnapps).

At least he looks happy. Burp! :)

Take his keys away.

He sure looks jiggered.