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When you first start skate skiing, be careful scratching your nose while in motion, the poles are so long that if they touch the ground the end will be rammed into your nose.
We skied across a huge patch of red on the exit ramp of of the ski lift, and the operator said that a girl was holding her poles upside down as she exited, and one of them hit the ramp and jammed the point into her neck. It didn’t make the news, so I am going to assume she recovered.
I snapped a front tooth in half while biting off a piece of packing tape. And I was PLENTY old enough to know better, so the embarrassment hurt more than the tooth! That little mistake cost me $400 to fix.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
Snack attack!
win.45mag about 1 month ago
Great, she’ll have to get a crown, and then she’ll think she’s The Queen of Sheeba.
Geophyzz about 1 month ago
Two ski pole stories, one funny, one not:
When you first start skate skiing, be careful scratching your nose while in motion, the poles are so long that if they touch the ground the end will be rammed into your nose.
We skied across a huge patch of red on the exit ramp of of the ski lift, and the operator said that a girl was holding her poles upside down as she exited, and one of them hit the ramp and jammed the point into her neck. It didn’t make the news, so I am going to assume she recovered.
Purplelady Premium Member about 1 month ago
I’m not sure telling Alex the truth is a good idea.
tcayer about 1 month ago
Just say “skiing accident.” Then you don’t have to lie.
ktrabbit about 1 month ago
I snapped a front tooth in half while biting off a piece of packing tape. And I was PLENTY old enough to know better, so the embarrassment hurt more than the tooth! That little mistake cost me $400 to fix.