Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 17, 2009

A pizza with tiny white legs doesn’t deserve to live.

One slice or Two ?

gimme all your toppings or you die

Little did he know, the pizza knew karate and Jiu-Jitsu… Some would say it was a deadly combination.

For some reason I’m flashing back to an old Straw Hat Pizza ad campaign…

Ain’t NO pizza gonna make it down NO street NOhow.

You want a piece o’ me, huh do ya punk?

Toni the Pizza Mozzarella’s last words.

and the fork ran away with the spoon.