Monty by Jim Meddick for August 04, 2024

Back pedaling

Even the lifeguard has moobs, but at least he has a sixpack.

“And I think he’s actually scaring the sharks AWAY.”

He said he was fine. But he’s not fine. He’s never been fine.

…his love child with Dehlia?

Why is the lifeguard swimming out to Monty if Monty can stand waist deep in the water?

Super Uncoordinated Guy, sounds like a new Superhero? Or my next profile name.

That’s me, strictly a terrestrial mammal. I flail and splash until I’m worn out and realize I’ve gone maybe five feet.

The square with Monty doing the backstroke looks like it was drawn by an AI.

Monty needs a bra.

“ Does he need help?”

“ Yes, with a lot. But he’s not drowning.”

BRAIN BLEACH, STAT!!!!!!!!!! PERKY MOOB ALERT! :)

Good practice, though.

I would have gone with the second life guardess. Just to get some mouth to mouth rescue breathing. Desperate times desparate meaures.

pinch his toe, Hawthorne