Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 01, 2024

  1. Mok
    mokspr Premium Member 5 days ago

    Write up you first draft, David Lynch wants it on his desk by Friday.

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    The Joke Explainer Premium Member 5 days ago

    I really like this strip (and look forward to it) but the “instructions” are way too verbose and detract from the humorous dialog It’s like a bad PowerPoint slide.

    As they say, “Brevity is the soul of wit.”

    There’s also a typo in the final panel.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 4 days ago

    They’ll probably feel bad for him and return the stuff with a gift card to Sharper Image.

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    prrdh  4 days ago

    Another possibility is that the thieves will open a mail-order operation to target him to buy weird stuff they can’t sell to anyone else.

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    Donaldo Premium Member 4 days ago

    funny

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    Algolei I  3 days ago

    Moustache comb? Are they petty criminals or pretty criminals?

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