bacon by Lonnie Millsap for July 19, 2024

She was hoping for turgid

Hope he changes his underpants.

“Moist”? According to “Throw Momma from the Train”, the proper word choice is “sultry”—

I think that the word ‘moist’ must be one of the most hated words.

Actually Aquaman prefers spinner dolphins.

DATES DOLPHINS? What’s the porpoise

moist?… kind of an understatement, no??

It’s best I don’t comment.

Was it going to be about the word ‘turgid’?

It’s that steady drip drip drip.