Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 23, 2024

The eternal gleam of gaslight

Tinnitus is the sound of growing ear hair.

Dad would say that to five year old me whenever I asked why he was laughing at jokes in the Bob Clampett-directed Warner Brothers Cartoons that flew over my head (they were designed to do that)

Believe me pal, you don’t want to know!

She was hoping that you would forget about it.

Yep.

Maude and Clara Still tell him that!

Well, maybe you’ll get this!

DING DING DING DING!

GREEN PLAID ALERT!

Everybody do a shot!

He gets it!!!

Is it catsup or ketchup?

Is that Mr. Gorsky?

The big picture just gets bigger … until you die …!

( it’s a small world after all? )

This EARWORM is a Reality Check …⁉️

The old riddle, “How far can you walk into a forest?”

“You’ll understand when you get older” What parents say, who haven’t got a clue, but you knew that already didn’t you? ;-)

Viagra can help.

knew a guy years ago that had “ear wigs”… wasn’t that old either. Never did figure out why his wife never clipped ’em off… but come to think of it, he was balding, so maybe he was trying to compensate… lol!

Sigh…

God’s crop rotation plan. That guy’s got a real sense of humor.

i love seeing the cartoon aging process