Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for July 25, 2024

“I’ve never hit a kid, but….”

Michael… run. Just run.

Since it’s supposed to be “the easy life”, give some of the “easy” chores to the kids.

Time to shut your yap, kid, before you end up doing some of that work for her.

Translation: “Gee, I would really enjoy some of chores to do.”

This was to be the last ever known sighting of Michael, whose whereabouts remain unknown to this day.

Does Michael recognize the slow burn?

She pops the laundry into the washer and dryer; tosses stuff into the microwave, and loads and unloads the dishwashing machine. The machines do most all of the actual work. Can death be far behind?

In the year 2525….

be thankful you can still do those things

Ouch! Somebody has just earned a hour in the corner!

He has absolutely no clue.

Time to put the kids to work!

Not if you’re taking care of kids.

She is raising two kids. Her retirement ended when they walked in the door.